• What a lovely title…we’ve gone from “Rosemary and Honeysuckle” to that. How to begin??? Yesterday I was sweeping, while M’Apples was napping. I’d run and not showered, and was pushing the nap time limit…trying to sweep up that last room before I jumped in the shower, praying that Mary Aplin would stay asleep. As I bent down to sweep up my last pile, I smelled the unmistakable odor…of propane gas. Jeremiah was supposed to have a late night, but I tried to call him anyway. Of course I didn’t get him, so I gave myself the, “You’re a big girl, you can handle this, you don’t need your husband (or your Dad for that matter).”

    So I looked up the Alagasco telephone number and put in a call. It was really pretty painless, and the girl told me there would be a technician out within the next 2 hours. In the meantime, she told me to leave on any appliances that were already running and not to turn on any new ones. There went my shower, since we have a gas water heater. By this time Mary Aplin is awake and Pace is begging for the pizza and movie night I’d promised her since Daddy wasn’t coming home until late.
    I waited almost an hour, still no gas man, its 6:30 and Pace is starving and growing more cranky by the minute. I decide to go ahead and go get the pizza and movie…its only 5 minutes away, the gas man has my cell phone as a contact, and we’ll be right back. I order the pizza, and as I am strapping M’Apples in her seat, he pulls up. I unload the girls, go back inside my house which reeks so strongly of gas that I’m worried we might blow up if I cough, and he tells me that, “No, I cannot leave him there alone…because there are clothes-n-stuff in the house.” This made me a little worried that maybe he had some sort of strange clothes fetish and might really not need to be left alone to run amok in our clothes?

    I watch as he does his inspection. Bless his heart, he was really sweet and trying so hard to find the leak, but our house is almost 100 years old and you can’t haphazardly tug wires and spray soapy water all over the place without doing some serious damage. I, however, kept my mouth shut and an hour and a half later he left, without even charging us, saying that he felt like everything was safe now.

    By this time, Pace is pretty much beside herself, begging for the pizza and movie I’d been promising all afternoon. We load up again. Dash to Blockbuster (where I got caught in a theological discussion with a guy from our church) and then to Pizza Hut (where my Hawaiian style pizza had turned to cold plastic).

    When I get home Jeremiah is there and wondering why the house is so hot? He is also begging me to not put the Cinderella movie in since its already 8:30 and he wants us all to just eat quick and head to bed. I look at Pace, remembering all the promises, and tell him that now is not the time to cross me. We’re watching that movie if it kills me. The DVD won’t work, Mary Aplin is screaming at Jeremiah (who is trying to give her a bottle so she can go to bed), and I am pretty hacked about the fact that I am consuming all the calories that pizza has to offer, even though it tastes congealed.

    We do eventually get the movie going, our mouths fed, the girls to bed, and as Jeremiah and I plop in bed we look at each other and realize that we are both slightly glistening. (Remember, I still have not had that shower!) Jeremiah goes down to check on the air conditioner, and sure enough its iced over. That gas man, with all his pulling and spraying, managed to break the air conditioner! We just turned it off and closed our eyes to sweat away the night.

    5:45 am, BOTH girls wake up. This is pretty normal for Mary Aplin, but Pace–and after we’d all gone to bed so late? I tell Pace that its just too early, and she better head back to bed. “I can’t Mommy, it’s wet.”

    “What do you mean, it’s wet? Why is it wet?”

    “I tee-teed in it…”

    “Just climb in on Daddy’s side, while I feed Mary Aplin. GO BACK TO SLEEP.”

    “But Mommy, the sunshine’s awake!”

    “It’s just barely awake, Pace, so close your eyes.”

    Miraculously, both girls fell back to sleep and I slept until NINE O’CLOCK this morning!!! Woo Hoo. I haven’t done that in at least nine months. My eyes fluttered open on their own, and I rolled over to see my little sleeping angel…To find her laying spread eagle with no diaper on! Well, good morning to you too Pace, I laughed to myself. I snuck out of the room, deciding it wasn’t worth waking her to put a diaper on.

    I was pulling the sheets of Pace’s bed, talking to Taylor about what wedding stuff I needed to work on next, and discovering that Pace had tried to hide the job with some of her decorative pillows–which meant they had to be washed as well, when she walked in the room.

    “Mommy, I didn’t mean to wet Daddy’s bed.” I just started laughing and headed into the next room to strip those sheets as well.

    Now, I am sitting in a very hot house, with Pace sleeping on a bed with no sheets, trying to cool myself by eating straight out of this TUB of ice cream at my side. Sounds like a great way to lose those 5-10 lbs I keep saying I’m going to lose! But when your house is this hot and you have that much mess to clean up, you have to do something to make yourself happy 🙂
    (That picture was Mary Aplin’s first time in the big girl tub, and their first bath together.)


  • A couple of weeks ago, I took both of the girls to the pool. We ended up staying a little longer than I expected, especially since I still planned on taking them to the grocery store and Sams. I knew we were going to run way into nap time, but some days you just have to do what you have to do. We pulled into Walmart, I put Mary Aplin’s pumpkin seat right in front of me (where babies are supposed to sit), Pace in the cart (to play in all my groceries:)), and my purse I put in the cart–by Pace and tucked underneath the pumpkin seat. I was doing the normal Mommy grocery store dance…letting Pace eat cookies, dangling toys in front of Mary Aplin’s face, checking off my mile-long list, all while attempting to pick the lowest prices on the shelves.

    At one point, Pace cried out, “Mommy! somebody just took something!” I glanced down to be sure my purse was still there, and since it was, I reassured Pace that they were just picking out their groceries like I was. I finished up my shopping, unloaded my heavy laden cart, and as I picked up my purse to pay, suddenly felt my heart start racing at the realization that my wallet wasn’t there. Pace’s comment came racing back, and I just knew what had happened. My wallet had been stolen, and as I went to customer service to call the police, another lady came up who had just realized her wallet had been stolen as well.

    I was angry. I felt violated. I felt sick as I realized that my birthday cash from Dad was still in my wallet, as well as several gift certificates and checks I’d been saving since before Christmas–just waiting for the perfect time to use them. I had two very tired and fussy girls, one of whom hadn’t nursed in 5 hours. I needed those groceries and had no money to buy them. And I waited for over an hour for a policeman to show up to write down some facts that I knew very well he was never going to do anything about. Pace told us that the man who took my wallet was a black man, with a black shirt and a hat. The eery feeling of a big arm reaching down between my two innocent children to steal from me–the thought of him making eye contact with Pace, below the rim of his hat–the heartlessness and brashness of a person willing to steal from a mom in the middle of the day–all of it just kept sending chills down my spine.

    If you would, pray for me. Pray that my wallet gets found and that I get all this crap worked out with my checking and savings accounts. And I’ll leave you with what Pace tells people whenever they ask her about the Walmart incident, “A mean man stole Mommy’s wallet, but she didn’t give him a spanking!”

    (The picture above is M’Apple’s first time getting to sit in the cart like a big girl. We are at Sams, and Pace was beyond excited about getting to sit with her sister.)


  • When I was a little girl, there was a fence that ran the length of our backyard, and when the oppressive heat of an Alabama summer began to wilt my enthusiasm for the great outdoors, the masses of tangled honeysuckle that covered that fence beckoned me into the heat. I used to stand with my face buried in its downy softness, breathing in the intoxicating sweetness. I would pluck one blossom after another, until I became a master at determining which shade of buttery yellow bloom was destined to hold the most nectar. I would slowly pinch off the tiny green bud at the flower’s base, gingerly coaxing the gossamer filament out as I tried to make the droplet as large as I could before it dripped into my eager mouth. There were many days that I took one of my little cups along with me, proudly declaring to Mom that today I was going to fill an entire cup with the sweet nectar. I am sure you can imagine that that goal was never even almost attained, but those hours I spent trying are some of my earliest memories. I think that it wasn’t only the beauty and smell of the honeysuckle that lured me, but also the sense of abundant excess. As a child, everything in your world is so limited. Only one cookie, or 10 more minutes of playtime, or because I said so’s…but here, here I had the freedom to make myself sick if I wanted to. I could look down that fence line and know that no matter how many blossoms I picked there were still more than I could even dream waiting for my fingers to pluck them next.

    This morning I took my restless girls outside for those potentially frustrating minutes between breakfast and Mary Aplin’s morning nap. First we went for a little swing in the Brooks’ front yard. With literally days left before a big truck comes to take away the beloved neighborhood swing (the tree is apparently dying and a danger to their home), I find myself wanting to soak up every minute. I feel like such a, well, tree hugger, but the thought of that tree being cut down makes me want to cry. Anyway, I was much more into the swing this morning than the girls were, and Pace asked if we could take a walk.
    As we set out, I had a flashback of all the mornings 2 1/2 years ago, that I started from the street in front of the Brooks’ home to take a walk with Lauren, Caroline and Natalie, Ashley and Noah, and Pace and me. Since Caroline was 3, Lauren used to point out flowers and bugs and all sorts of things to help keep Caroline stimulated while the Moms all vented the events of our latest sleepless night. I used to listen to Lauren and wish so badly that Pace and I could have conversations like she and Caroline could…that I could teach her things and watch her little mind take it all in. So as Pace, Mary Aplin, and I set out, I realized that I was there! I could teach Pace and talk to her…How fast they change while we blink our eyes.

    Now with the realization that I could teach her, another realization set in rather quickly as well. I didn’t know the names of the flowers or bugs we were passing. How could I teach, if I didn’t know anything myself? I suggested to Pace that we take a turn and head down the alley. Surely, I thought, there would be something there I could teach her, even if it was only ivy. Then suddenly, like a little beam of hope in a wasteland I spotted a cluster of rosemary. Thank you Jesus I do at least know what rosemary looks like! So, I picked a sprig and held it up to Pace’s nose for her to experience that sprucy, tangy scent for herself. I let her pick some to keep in her pocket and told her that the next time we made chicken, I would let her pick some for me to cook with.

    We kept walking and soon we saw the honeysuckle. There wasn’t the abundant profusion of my childhood, but we were able to pick a few blossoms. When we got home, we sat down in the damp grass, and as I showed Pace how to gently pull on the green bottom, to capture a little piece of heaven on her tongue, I was sucked back to those old feelings of my childhood, in a backyard surrounded by honeysuckle. It felt invigorating to be able to teach her..even something as small as how to recognize rosemary and enjoy honeysuckle.